When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
me: *sits on a table*
some bitch ass: eww i have to eat there!!
OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head
but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body
so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE
THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED AT MY MASTERPIECE